Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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