can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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