This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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