I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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