just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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