Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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