fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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