Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ttyl tear gas
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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