We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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