i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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