I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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