Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My butt remains clenched, sir.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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