How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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