Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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