I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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