Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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