So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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