Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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Found the puke drawer
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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