i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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