seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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