M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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