i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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