Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
tell me about the eggs
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