i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
high people should be assigned attendants
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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