So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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