just come out here and I will go home with you...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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