Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm at about main and main street
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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