real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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