Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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