All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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