The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
