whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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