ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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