I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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