if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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