Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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