i don't like sucking hair
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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