How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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