are you still at the devil's house?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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