I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
There's always time for handjobs
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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