Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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