We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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