Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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