When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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