Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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