You made me cry and you don't even care
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
BRING THE BAGELS
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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