just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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