Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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