she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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