U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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