i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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