You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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